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Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Satellite Pics Show How Russia Tried To Avert Ukraine Drone Strikes, But Failed - NDTV
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why is Harley-Davidson dropping diversity initiatives after the right-wing anti-DEI campaign?
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
As measles spreads across the Americas, outbreaks in Mexico and Canada have also turned deadly - CNN
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
UK has fingers in its ears over Trump’s defense threat - politico.eu
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Scientists stunned to observe that humpback whales might be trying to talk to us - ZME Science
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Pregnant women warned against using weight-loss jabs - BBC
Still no good
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Swap Out The Dated Eucalyptus Decor Trend For This More Modern Option - House Digest
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
What are the signs of legitimate BPO project opportunities versus scams?
No go.
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons